The TEN Rules To Govern a Homeroom
1. Never ever whimper!
2. Always sound like you know what you are doing.
3. Let everyone out thirty minutes after Homeroom has started.
4. Always let someone who has not gotten to read the announcements read them.
5. Have Homeroom in strange spots occasionally.
6. Call on homeroom members to answer your questions.
7. Be sure to play sound effects for the benefit of Mary Ann and David.
8. Throw really big parties on birthdays.
9. Go outside occasionally.
10. Try to go out to breakfast as many times as Jack.
Sincerely yours,
Eddie White